The Best (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired in the UK
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.’
5. US PGA Commentator - ‘One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ….. Oh my god !! What have I just said??’
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team Live’
said: ‘You’d eat beaver if you could get it.’
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, ‘So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?’ Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: ‘Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.’
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: ‘There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ‘
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: ‘Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.’
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1’s UK eclipse coverage remarked: ‘They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts.’
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: ‘Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.’
Da Plane Da Plane
From time to time Kelton comes to work with me. More often than not Daphne drops him off for a half day. He loves these trips because, I think, he gets sprite and people here give him candy! One thing we make a habit of is the trip home. I always take a stretch of dirt and gravel road home, any chance to get the Jeep dirty is a chance taken.
The thing he’s keen on see is the Leesburg Airport. It’s a municpal airport that got a decent pase of flights on the tarmac. We’ll hit 7-Eleven on the way so Kelton can get his obligatory slurpee. Which, by the way, is an amalgam of EVERY flavor they have. We then spend a good thirty minutes or so watchin these little planes take off and land.
The quality of these pictures isn’t that hot, my phone may rock my socks but the camera portion does not!
Some Pics of Rehobeth
A lot of the pics were ruined due to camera settings. We didn’t, for some reason, have it set to auto-settings. A lot of the pics came out with wrong lighting, to much or to little. We’ll be back at this place at some point so it’s not that big of a deal.
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Rehoboth
Well Daphne’s 30th birthday was yesterday. I decided to do something special as opposed to the normal getting lots of people together and drinking, we came to Rehoboth. This time of the year the beach is better to look at than to go actually into as the water’s damn cold. I was thinking about Jamaica but the flight price from Miami to Jamaica was more than I wanted to afford.
My parents volunteered to watch the kids for the weekend and off we were!
The drive in was very nice until we hit Delaware. At that point I pulled over to put the top and side windows back on the jeep but we left the front seat windows off and the rear window. Still was a little cold when you were moving at speed.
We arrived at the Bellmoor, which was recommended from some people at work. The rooms are pretty darn swanky for what I expected. The garden courtyard, which our room opens to are very calming.
After we hit ground here we headed straight to the Dogfish Brew Pub dinner was fantastic but the true happy bit was the beer. I had a 90 minute IPA (9% apv) and managed to polish off a 120 minute IPA 20% abv!!! Well buzzed after that we bought a 6 pack of their Raison D’Etre brew, 8%, and headed back to the room.
We had intended to hit the hot tub but between the beer from dinner and the room, plus the glass of wine Daph and I both had we were sauced. Off to bed!
I’m sitting in the library of this place at the moment writing this and we’re about to go eat food and start out day. First up is a beach walk and board walk run followed by parasailing! Daph then gets her swedish and hotstone message this afternoon. We’ll be hitting the Dogfish joint again tonight for music and drinking, although this time we walk!
Don’t know if I’ll be posting much after this as my battery is is at half charge and I didn’t bring a AC adaptor 
I’ll post pics up Sunday / Monday when we get back…
A voice that can bring tears
Thanks to CircleK from Livejournal.
Bear with the tank.
Hi all,
A few weeks ago I posted about panzerkin tanking ( moonkin tanking) I was able to tank most of the non-heroic well enough. Well I came to the decision after talking to our healadin to just suck it up and go full feral. I’ve been spending time getting gear, mostly pvp, and have been doing well enough.
I’m sitting at almost 20k armor in bear and around 13 or 14k health ( not sure on the exact number). I got myself uncrittable and so far my tanking experience has been in two instances that went well enough. I lost aggro on adds due to not really having any aoe agro ability, I used my shout during the fight but couldn’t get the focus of the other mobs by the time it wore off. I also tried MT’ing Heroic Ramps, I knew it wasn’t going to go well cause 3 of the 5 people were undergeared I thought and was proven correct. One thing I noticed though on the H ramps was that i died real fast like.
Am I gearing out something wrong ?
didn’t log out in bear, sorry. I’m looking for a wrist replacement just haven’t had a drop or AH buyable item. I am also replacing my cape with resolute cape I just need 1 more primal mooncloth.
I do know that some of the gear is pvp caster gear. I’m working on getting that replaced with feral equiv.
layout change
Well the layout I have been playing around with, my own theme, seems to not work at all in this latest version of wordpress.
So enjoy this one from the dudes at RFDN
kick ass
My new plates =)
Kelton’s Birthday
Kelton’s 4th birthday party was a few weeks ago. He wanted a Godzilla party and it took us a lot of time on ebay and google searches to find stuff for it. All in all it turned out very nice. It’s amazing how much they change from 3-4. I can carry on all sorts of conversation with him, it’s truly amazing.
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